How To Get A Boyfriend

I’m late as always, but Happy Valentine’s Day! I was just going to do a themed photo shoot to celebrate this year like I did two years ago. You can check out that blog post here. But, then I had a cute idea. I could use silly pictures to give relationship advice. Think of it as a checklist of things to do to hook the guy of your dreams. Of course this is all in fun and extra comical because I’ve never had a boyfriend. So, maybe this should be called “What Not To Do When Attracting A Mate”. I don’t understand why these haven’t worked for me all these years…

How To Get A Boyfriend

1.) Mix and match your stockings. Perfection is undesirable. So are shaved legs.


2.) Wear your heart on your sleeve. Literally.



3.) Put bows in your hair. Maintain your innocence.



4.) Apply makeup how you like. Outside opinions mean nothing.


5.) Smile! Joy is contagious.


Skeleton hand hair clips double as brooches.

Those are all my tips! In all seriousness, all you need to do to find love is to be yourself. Fall in love with yourself and that light will attract anything you want in life. Your significant other will admire your integrity and that’s true love. I hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day, whether you’re in a relationship with someone else or just with yourself. I’ll finish this post with the rest of the photo shoot! ❤

Valentines 2014

This was the whole creepy cute look. Sass included.


I love the creepy masks on this shirt.




Slut Face/Pose

Slut Face/Pose




5 thoughts on “How To Get A Boyfriend

  1. Asylum, you gorgeous boy you! I feel like a proud Goth mom when I see your stylish photo sets! I shall now adopt you. ❤ I concur on all your lovely bits of advice there. Hmm, I don't see why no boy has gone for you yet. You're dashing and know how to wear that makeup proud and know how to work it in front of the camera.

    Tons of Love Bites and wonderful work as always.

    Izzy ❤

    • Awww, shucks. Thanks so much Izzy! It means a lot to get a seal of approval from someone as lovely and fashionable as yourself. 🙂 I tend to run away from guys and act weird when I encounter them. And I have to be extra careful around older men :o.

  2. Reblogged this on Izcentric and commented:
    Not only do I feel like a proud Goth mom when I see Asylum’s pretty photo sets, but I’ve seen a huge development in his personality and let me say, he’s become quite a dashing man who knows how to wear makeup and work if in front of the camera! The boy with sass and character. Smart move in using the skeleton hand hair clips as brooches. ❤

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